Alex writes about the way Jay Z’s new album has been reviewed, as well as a variety of other topics.<\/em><\/p>\n By the time I heard Jay Z\u2019s 4:44 for the first time, it had gone through the first wave of instant criticism and commentary, as will happen now when an iconic talent releases a record at midnight on a Friday. There were the GIFs that told me Hova confessed to cheating on his wife, there were idiotic reaction videos of idiotic people making idiotic faces during a couple lines of The Story of OJ, and critics rapturously declared this an important album (even more so than a traditional Jay Z album would be). This is the modern popular music climate now: to a certain kind of person, it can be exhausting before you even hear the music. As such, everything becomes divisive, and I eventually declared 4:44 a bit boring when I finally got a chance to give it a listen two days later.<\/p>\n Parts of 4:44 simply sounded like Jay Z\u2019s much ballyhooed flows were a tad lazy, lacking a certain crispness. Like much of his previous record Magna Carta Holy Grail, the ratio of Jay Z cranking dingers in a game and half-assing it in batting practice seemed to be out of whack. There were things about 4:44 I loved instantly \u2013 The Story of OJ is a truly fantastic song that stands among Jay Z\u2019s finest work \u2013 but by the halfway mark I was starting to realize I wouldn\u2019t end up feeling the way most were about this album. I enjoyed the ideas behind the songs, and while it picked up toward the end, there was too much to dislike.<\/p>\n That said, even when discussing a Jay Z album I don\u2019t love, there\u2019s always much to like. There is nobody in hip-hop better at crafting single lines that you only have to hear once to get them forever lodged into your brain. (A couple of 4:44\u2019s best include the DUMBO section of OJ, and the line \u201cShout out to all the murderers turned murals\u201d on Marcy Me.) His ability to pick only the most expensive, lush beats is well-documented, and producer No ID was up to the task here. Even the overly positive critical reaction warmed my heart a little, as this was the first hip-hop album that could be added into a critical category best exemplified by Bob Dylan\u2019s Modern Times.<\/p>\n In 2006, Bob Dylan released an album that was rapturously received by critics despite smart people observing it as \u201ckind of okay.\u201d The reception was so overwhelmingly favourable that even critics writing positive reviews still felt like they had to comment on it. In his review for The Guardian, Alexis Petridis writes that, \u201cIt’s hard to hear Modern Times’ music over the inevitable standing ovation and the thuds of middle-aged critics swooning in awe.\u201d (This was a sentence that came in the middle of a four-star review.) A legacy artist simply has different goal posts to hit; when you release Highway 61 Revisited in your twenties, you only have to kick twenty-yard field goals in your sixties to make people think you\u2019re Stephen Gostkowski. These things happen all the time \u2013 it happened with Bruce Springsteen\u2019s The Rising, depending on who you ask it may have just happened with Martin Scorsese\u2019s Silence, and if Eminem\u2019s next album is a stripped down confessional record without any use of his favourite homophobic slur it will happen for Marshall, too. But Jay Z made it happen first for hip-hop, because that is Jay Z\u2019s place in the world of uber-popular rap music.<\/p>\n After the very good American Gangster\u2019s release in 2007, Jay\u2019s two subsequent solo albums Blueprint 3 and Magna Carta Holy Grail, were a bit lacklustre*. So when he released something kind of good a couple weeks ago, critics went kind of nuts over it \u2013 as they had for Dylan eleven years ago \u2013 as though somebody they had all anointed a hero had returned to his best form after a period of mild dormancy. The truth is, he hadn\u2019t really returned. Sometimes one\u2019s best days are simply behind them.<\/p>\n *It must be noted that Watch The Throne came out in the middle of these two albums, and that Watch The Throne is mostly fantastic. Admittedly, most people seem to look at that one more as a Kanye West album Jay Z was featured on a lot though.<\/em><\/p>\n A few days before I listened to 4:44, I listened to Vince Staples\u2019 new record Big Fish Theory, an album that I loved immediately. Staples somehow made an album that feels similar and entirely different from his previous full-length, Summertime \u201906, an adventurous album filled with uncommonly honest lyrics and uncommonly inventive beats. Critics have strongly supported Big Fish Theory as well, as Vince Staples is somebody people such as myself feel a strong inclination to support \u2013 he is an artist who is doing things as we have always wanted them to be done, albeit with a slight twist.<\/p>\n This time, that twist was throwing in some elements of dance music, which came together more or less flawlessly within Staples\u2019 pre-established use of unorthodox sounds. Most critics went a bit overboard in talking about such modern soundscapes; Big Fish Theory feels more adventurous than it is simply because it begins with Crabs in a Bucket, easily the most dance-oriented song on the album. But outside of a conversation of its avant-garde bona fides, Big Fish Theory is a fantastic rap album with at least five songs* I can imagine myself listening to regularly for years to come (just like I have with Jump Off the Roof, Summertime, Lift Me Up, Like It Is, and pretty much everything else on his previous album not titled Senorita). My concern is that I\u2019m only able to feel this way simply because the mass conversation has passed Staples over; his music is less divisive than Jay Z\u2019s simply because more people feel a need to weigh in on something that crosses all quadrants, something that reaches all of our timelines. Vince Staples is not as far to the left as some critics claim, but he\u2019s certainly less central than Sean Carter, and people only get mad about art that everybody is talking about.<\/p>\n *Big Fish, BagBak, Yeah Right, 745, and pretty much everything on the album not titled Love Can Be.<\/em><\/p>\n A couple of months ago, Trey Parker and Matt Stone were on the Bill Simmons Podcast, during which Stone got charmingly riled up over a couple of movie reviews in the New York Times, reviews that fuelled the themes and storylines of the most recent season of South Park. While conceding that, \u201cThis is the dumbest, smallest thing to get mad about in the whole world,\u201d Stone continued to discuss how positive reviews for Star Wars: The Force Awakens and Ghostbusters lead to how they treated Trump and Clinton through the season. While conceding that The Force Awakens is a blandly good movie, Stone says that it\u2019s not the type of movie that is supposed to get a good review in the most vaunted of media outlets*. Manhola Dargis\u2019 polite references to the movie hitting all quadrants while being repetitively enjoyable irked Stone deeply, because he feels film should be treated more seriously, or at least feels the most visible critics should be holding film to a higher standard. Admittedly, I\u2019m filling in the blanks a bit here, but that sort of legwork isn\u2019t needed when talking about Dargis\u2019 semi-famous, ultra-positive review of Ghostbusters titled, \u201cGirls Rule. Women Are Funny. Get Over It**.\u201d Neither Stone nor I disagree with the statements in the title, but the attachment of it to a movie that did not rule and was not funny made it hard to get over.<\/p>\n *It should be noted that Vincent Canby\u2019s original NYT review for A New Hope was more or less a positive one, albeit in a backhanded sort of way. The best line: \u201cThe story of Star Wars could be written on the head of a pin and still leave room for the Bible.\u201d \u201cThat\u2019s our highest level of film reviewers [who] start to play this little game, this jockeying game, about like \u2018Oh but there\u2019s women in it so it\u2019s part of this other thing,\u2019\u201d Stone continued, \u201cLike \u2018Dude, that\u2019s a shitty Ghostbusters remake,\u2019 that doesn\u2019t get a good review, like what is wrong with this world?\u201d An outright bad film is good because misogynistic idiots need us to declare it as such, and a bland one is good because we fear what people will think about us if we don\u2019t fall in line with what culture has already agreed is great.<\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n
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\n<\/em>**In fairness, the title is not Dargis\u2019 fault so much as whoever actually chose that headline. Had that line remained as a simple couple sentences in her review only, the review probably wouldn\u2019t have been so controversial. And yet, here we are, talking about it a year later.<\/em><\/p>\n