Matthew Lillard has been named as a co-star in a new film starring Clint Eastwood<\/a>. Wait\u2026 I thought Clint Eastwood quit acting after Gran Torino. And before The Descendants, I thought acting had quit Matthew Lillard.<\/p>\n While the TV show Community remains off the air for the time being, you can’t stop the show\u2019s devoted fans from thinking about it.\u00a0This week, we got a fan’s re-imagining of the famous mutant ensemble as the cast of the show<\/a>.<\/p>\n I sure hope Storm has the power to get Community back on the air. (Get it? AIR!)<\/p><\/div>\n Tommy Lee Jones has joined The Emperor<\/a>, a film about Japan in the wake of the atomic bombings that ended World War II. \u201cTommy will bring strength, intelligence, and gravitas to the portrayal of General Douglas MacArthur, a legendary American hero,\u201d said producer Gary Foster.\u00a0Also, he will bring his eye wrinkles, his steely glare, and his penchant for never once giving a fuck.<\/p>\n The international American Reunion trailer was released this week<\/a>. It\u2019s interesting that people in real life go to their high school reunions wishing they were movie stars, but these former movie stars wish they didn\u2019t have to go to this reunion just to get a cheque.<\/p>\n Earlier in the week we heard talks about Dexter heading to the big screen<\/a>. The project, of course, would rely on the participation of Michael C. Hall\u2026 Not that the MacGuffin Men will ever Michael C. this movie anyway.<\/p>\n "Not funny, guys."<\/p><\/div>\n WAIT, WAIT, WE\u2019VE GOT ANOTHER X-MEN JOKE… If only Community\u2019s ratings were able to regenerate as quickly as Wolverine’s health!<\/p>\n Fired director and co-writer Julie Taymor is fighting with Spider-Man: Turn off the Dark producers over her compensation<\/a>. Apparently she doesn\u2019t think she has been adequately compensated for all the show\u2019s delays, and turning it into an internet laughingstock\u2026 Not to mention the show\u2019s stunts concussing two cast members, leaving a stunt worker with two broken feet, and breaking another\u2019s wrists. We\u2019re on Taymor\u2019s side, obviously. #OccupyBroadway<\/p>\n OOOOH ONE MORE\u2026 If only Jean Grae could put a protective force field around Community so it could never get cancelled!<\/p>\n The poster for Jason Statham’s new action movie Safe was released. It doesn’t make me feel safe\u2026 just aroused.<\/p>\n George Lucas announced his retirement from making blockbuster films this week<\/a>, although we\u2019re not entirely sure that didn\u2019t already happen with the release of Return of the Jedi.<\/p>\n Chuck Norris discussed how he only participated in The Expendables 2 because the producers agreed to change its rating to PG-13<\/a>. At a press conference, Norris was reported as saying, “With ‘The Expendables 2’ you have a lot of hard language in there that means that young people won\u2019t be able to see it. I said, ‘I don\u2019t do movies like that. I didn\u2019t do them in the past, I didn\u2019t do them on my TV series.’ I said, ‘You have to cut out all the language, hardcore language or I can\u2019t do it.’ So they did, and ‘Expendables’ is now a PG-13 film so kids can see it.” Because when Chuck Norris saw The Expendables, the reason he couldn\u2019t let his kids see it was that Jet Li says \u2018fuck,\u2019 not that Dolph Lundgren MADE A DUDE EXPLODE.<\/p>\n![\"\"](\"http:\/\/themacguffinmen.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/community.jpg\" "\\"community\\"")
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