James looks at the careers of 1990s teen stars and tries to understand what went wrong, or what didn’t.<\/em><\/p>\n When it was decided it would be teen week here at The MacGuffin Men, I was excited. Not as excited as Alex, who loves teen movies like Melissa Joan Hart loves getting people to sign her yearbook, but I was excited nevertheless. I like teen movies too, and in order to write about them I started to think about my experience with them when I was their target demographic. I discovered that while I like teen movies from late 1990s-early 2000s, none of them are particularly important to me. I never felt any of the ones that came out while I was in high school really \u2018spoke to me\u2019 or \u2018understood me\u2019 the way other movies couldn\u2019t; mostly because popular teen movies post-1986 almost never even try to be taken seriously. I had a look over some of the biggest teen movies of that time period to confirm my suspicion. It ends up that I was right, that some of these movies are good but none of them do much for me emotionally, and they didn\u2019t even when I was the most susceptible age for that. While Alex and Emily touched on why that\u2019s the case<\/a> for that certain generation of teen movies, what was more striking to me was what happened to all the stars from those movies and what happened to their careers. Or maybe more accurately, what didn\u2019t happen to their careers.<\/p>\n How come none of the 90s teen stars went on to have good careers? Yes, they had better careers in Hollywood than I will, and I give them credit for making it as far as they did in a competitive field, but I\u2019m a bit confused as to how none of them are more relevant today. Most of them were marginally talented and good-looking, which seems to be enough to have a decent career.<\/p>\n Jason Biggs<\/strong> What went wrong? Perhaps it was American Pie oversaturation and they had just seen too much of him. Maybe people started finding out he wasn\u2019t actually Jewish and felt cheated. I haven\u2019t seen all of the movies he\u2019s been in but looking over his filmography I can\u2019t find anything good, so maybe he just picked the wrong project too many times. I\u2019m sure he had plenty of offers immediately after the success of American Pie. After that breakout role he starred in Loser, which is (hilariously) best known for its use of Wheatus\u2019 Teenage Dirtbag, which has got to hurt. Or, also very likely, Biggs had the problem Alex suggested: it\u2019s hard unsee someone fucking a pie. His career in Hollywood* has since involved just a couple of projects a year, often a single TV episode of a short film. On tap for 2012 he will be the voice of Leonardo on Nickelodeon\u2019s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (admittedly rad) and will be back on the big screen with… American Reunion, reprising his role as Jim Levenstein. If I get caught seeing this, I will justify by saying I only went to see Chad Ochocinco\u2019s cameo, which I\u2019m totally not making up.<\/p>\n *Biggs has done some theatre work as well, beating out a then-unknown Charlie Day for the role of Benjamin Braddock in a stage adaptation of The Graduate, and he has continued to work off and on in theatre over the past decade.<\/em><\/p>\n **Also, it appears that somebody forgot to tell Biggs that Jenny Mollen is not a pie.<\/em><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Seann William Scott
\nHe was the face of the American Pie franchise, one of the most successful teen franchises ever, if you judge success purely on the number of sequels that came out of it. Biggs stayed on until American Wedding and then let Eugene Levy become the series\u2019 only returning actor. This always confused me because Levy was Biggs\u2019 father but I\u2019d have to watch the direct-to-video sequels to get the shitty explanation of how that made sense and I refuse to put myself through that. For some reason that I still can\u2019t explain, however, I always kind of liked Biggs. I think I\u2019m in the minority on that but he played a believably likeable loser, one who you can see why he\u2019s at the bottom of the social ladder, but he still doesn\u2019t annoy you. He wasn\u2019t too over the top but managed to make some pretty bland lines get a laugh.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n
\n<\/strong>Scott is another guy who got his big break from America Pie. He memorably played Stifler, a guy who stole all of the scenes he was in. He also played the anti-Stifler in Final Destination, another teen movie, though of a different kind. He was also in Road Trip, which was American Pie for people who thought American Pie was too sentimental. I\u2019m also going to mention Dude, Where\u2019s My Car? which was somehow a teen movie, although it appears to have been written for 9-year-olds. Also, there was a character named Christie Boner, which I will mention every time I can.<\/p>\n